Wednesday, 24 June 2026

The Solstice Sprint 2026 (The Tale of Two Riders and over a Thousand Kilometres)

As dawn broke on the longest day,
Fifty‑five riders gathered in Warwick’s grey.
A pre‑race breakfast behind them, the Midlands ahead,
A thousand plus kilometres waiting to be fed
Into wheels, legs, lungs, and resolve —
The Solstice Sprint: where only the stubborn evolve.

Twelve would scratch before the end,
But Jamie and Doo refused to bend.
Four pairs began; one pair withdrew —
So, third pair home belonged to us two.
Two solo riders rolled in after our time,
But their journey deserved its own rhythm and rhyme.
Jamie arrived at silly o’clock,
Two sleepy cyclists, one ticking clock.
We pedalled to Warwick, signed in with pride,
Funky caps 4A and 4B by our side.
First wave out at nine on the dot,
Familiar roads warming legs that were not.
Through Gloucester’s lanes to a tree with a stare —
Googly‑eyed, but no branches, watching them there.
A sausage bap in Upton, divine,
A horsefly bite — but Doo was fine.
A road closed sign, a 9k detour,
Coleford Clock Tower — checkpoint one for sure.
Tesco snacks inhaled with speed,
Then Hay‑on‑Wye for chocolate‑milk need.
A “Wholy Cow” vending machine delight,
Strawberry vending machines spotted earlier in the light.
Up Llangynidr Mountain as darkness fell,
A 5.9 km climb into moorland hell.

At 60 km/h we flew down the side,
Four wild horses blocking the ride.
A skid, a gasp, a breath held tight —
The horses didn’t blink in the night.
Woodland appeared like a sign from above,
First hammock hang — a wild‑camp love.
Fresh enough after the forest sleep,
My Wooki and Otimos quilts keeping slumber deep.
A Maccies stop — of course we would —

Then over the Severn, feeling good.
Clifton Suspension Bridge, checkpoint three,
Brunel’s masterpiece spanning the gorge so free.
Ice cream in Clevedon by the muddy sea,
Then Cheddar Gorge — checkpoint four — set us free.
Down the limestone cliffs with goats jay‑walking,
Hairpins twisting, cyclists gawking.
But menace struck twice as the sun dipped red:
Jamie’s chainset loose, Doo’s carabiner fled.
No trees in sight, no woodland grace,
A skate park became our sleeping place.
Jamie’s spare carabiner failed in seconds flat,
So Doo slept on the ramp — imagine that.
Dreaming of hammocks floating above,
While concrete cradled me without love.
A poor night’s sleep but Subway revived,
Checkpoint five: Sherborne Abbey arrived.
Fan‑vaulted ceilings from 705,
A Saxon treasure still very much alive.
Through Ringwood’s lanes where wild horses roamed,
One even stroked — a moment homed.
Then Bolderwood Arboretum, checkpoint six,
Where redwoods and firs performed their tricks.
Sixty‑foot giants climbing to heaven,
Trees from the 1860s — nature’s brethren.
We longed to camp there, but miles remained,
So onward we rode, legs slightly pained.
A trio of trees became our night’s nest,
Two hammocks, one carabiner — a questionable test.
Each time Jamie turned, Doo’s hammock would sway,
Like two drunk sailors lost in the bay.
But somehow, despite the bouncing spree,
We slept like logs on the forest sea.
A flat rear tyre greeted the dawn,
But tubeless magic meant trouble was gone.
Jamie’s electric pump saved the day,
And the sealant held firm all the way.
Gold Hill — checkpoint eight — steep and short,
The Hovis climb of adverted sort.
A race to the top, lungs on fire,
Felt like a king climbing higher and higher.
Then chalk horses carved in the hills,
White figures watching our rolling wheels.
West Kennet Avenue’s stones stood tall,
Guiding us onward to Avebury’s call.
Checkpoint nine: the henge, the ring,
Where solstice dancers laugh and sing.
Ice cream in sunshine, heat on our skin,
The whole adventure glowing from within.
Earlier this day, with perfect timing,
A 'friend' gifted Doo a carabiner shining —
A tiny miracle for hammock sleep,
A promise of rest we were desperate to keep.
Dragon Hill next, a brutal rise,
Near Uffington’s horse under ancient skies.
Jamie still joked, with a grin so wide,
That Doo was King of the Mountains on that climb’s steep side.
Tetbury’s trees became our bed,
Jamie fell out — one fall each, it’s said.
But Doo slept well, finally secure,
A proper hang, a night to endure.
The last day dawned with tired legs sore,
But we knew we'd finish — that was sure.
Checkpoint ten: Stow‑on‑the‑Wold’s square,
Honey‑stone buildings glowing there.
Trash food, fluids, spirits rising,
The end so close, no more surprising.

Through Cotswold lanes, through heat and haze,
Through five long, sun‑soaked Solstice days.
Back to Warwick where it all began,
A thousand kilometres proving the man.
Jamie and Doo — a steadfast pair —
Rolling in with triumph to spare.
Woo hoo indeed.
Nice one, Jamie.
Nice one, it's true.
We chased the sun and caught it too!



Monday, 1 June 2026

Beat it!

Been a while since I last posted — life has been busy, but that's not to say I've been idle. Since my last update, I've completed two gravel events: the Out of the Ditch (which I believe was the 2024 route, one I'd ridden before) and the Cannock Chaser last weekend.

Phantom joined me for Out of the Ditch but peeled off at around the halfway point — he was short on time and had a dinner date to keep. I pushed on and completed the full event, and I remain absolutely chuffed with my aged gravel bike and her new funky fatter tyres (aka 11).

The Cannock Chaser was a cracking route. I headed out from the ridiculously priced (£12.50) car park, crossed the road, and immediately faced the draggy opening climb up Penkridge Bank. From the summit, crossed the road and dropped down to Abrahams Valley before heading west across the Chase towards the outskirts of Brocton. From there it went south along a series of bridleways and singletrack to the first refreshment stop of the day at Springslade Lodge. This was closed on both my out and back trip because I started the event super early. I started early to avoid the heat of the day and to hang out with SJ in the afternoon. Turns out she was sick and I could have been more leisurely after all.

I then take a loop off the Chase via Bednall, Shoal Hill, and Huntingdon before looping back to Springslade Lodge for a second 'no joy of refreshments', then back onto the Chase proper. A circuit of Sherbrook Valley showcased the Chase at its very best, followed by a run south through Brindley Heath Country Park and Hednesford, taking in a punchy loop skirting the golf course and a dash through Beaudesert Old Park.

Back into the heart of the Chase, I picked up the classic Marquis Drive and enjoyed a teasing descent that brought me almost back to the start — almost. A final ascent past Fairoak Pools was there to drain what was left in my tank.

Going back to the Phantom — I coached him into walking the Tree of Destiny near Coughton Court. He's now one of only four individuals to have completed this feat: him, me, and the dogs, Ernie and Fredster. I was quietly hoping he'd fall. I wasn't disappointed that he didn't. Much.

Uncle Jim, SJ, Uncle Oscar

SJ, Moo, Doo, Spoon
On the family front, SJ, the girls, and I spent some time visiting Uncle Oscar and Uncle Jim — a lovely catch-up. We also took in the Michael Jackass film while we were at it. It's remarkable how different family members can be. Good news on Tex (sister's husband) — he's on the mend after having a tumour removed, shedding over 10kg in the process, and is looking brilliant for it.
Before...
...and after!
I also went a bit mad on eBay and sold a couple of sleeping bags and my Alpkit hammock. The proceeds went towards a rather fancy underquilt for my new hammock — a Wooki, no less. All of this is prep for the Solstice Sprint bikepacking adventure with Jamie (and pending hammock / wild camp adventures), which is now less than three weeks away.

Arghhhh. Adventure awaits!

Saturday, 9 May 2026

From Mithered to Mastered: First Wild Camp of the Year!

Oh man, you’re not going to believe this—but I finally managed to get out for a wild camp this year. I can’t believe it took until May to test out my new Warbonnet extra-large hammock, which I bought before Christmas. Absolutely buzzing.

The Phantom and I left Studley on Friday night and headed for the Dragon Woods. At first, it wasn’t looking promising—the heavens had opened and the rain was coming down like mad. We decided to just keep pedalling and see what it was like once we reached the woods.

Strangely, when we arrived, it was as if the rain hadn’t touched the place. There was a brightness about it, almost welcoming. We pushed on along the singletrack and up the usual climb to our regular camp spot. I was blowing by the time I reached the top—my bergen was seriously heavy and that climb is no joke. Meanwhile, The Phantom cruised up without a care on his electric bike.

Setting up camp turned into a bit of a faff for me. The Phantom had it easy—he went with his MSR tent due to his dodgy back and hip. I, on the other hand, was wrestling with a brand-new hammock that’s a foot longer than my old one, with completely different setup guidance.

I tried hanging it between differing trees using the recommended measurements, but it just didn’t feel right. Tried again with another pair—still no good. The instructions suggested the foot end at brow height and the head end at chest height, but the result was rubbish. My structural ridgeline was tight as a guitar string and I couldn’t work out what I was doing wrong. I was well and truly mithered.

So, I stepped away and focused on food. I got the MSR frying pan going with some frankfurters, and with help from The Phantom, we knocked up some mashed potato too. The result? Proper, awesome bangers and mash. We washed it down with a drink or two, and I started to relax a bit.

After that, I ditched the instructions and went back to what I know. Found my usual trees, paced it out, and hung both straps around head height. I raised the foot end slightly and made sure the ridgeline wasn’t overly tight. Straight away, it looked better—and more importantly, it felt right when I got in.

Tarp setup went smoothly, and I was especially pleased with my lines and prusik knots. I fitted the under quilt and finally got to try out my new Otimos UL700 Hybrid Down (over) quilt, which—like the hammock—had been waiting patiently since last year.

Before settling in, I was “treated” to The Phantom’s dessert—a fire pit chocolate pudding that… well, looked better avoided. It wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t exactly a triumph either. What was a triumph, though, was the spiced rum my brother Rob Dog had gifted me. Proper good stuff. Shame he and others couldn’t join us this time.

Between us, we made a solid dent in the rum supplies—mine and Phantom's—and by the time we’d finished, listened to a few tunes, and had a laugh, it was time to turn in.

The hammock? Absolutely brilliant. That extra foot in length made a huge difference—far more comfortable. The quilt system worked a treat too. Even though my back was technically exposed, the under quilt trapped the warmth and kept everything toasty. I slept really well, which says a lot.

I did get up in the early hours for a comfort break and managed to find The Phantom’s hat—which was lucky, as the temperature had dropped. I also clipped a carabiner onto the under quilt to create a bit of a cocoon effect, which kept me snug for the rest of the night.

Woke up to birdsong—loads of it. A woodpecker and a cuckoo stood out in particular. The woodpecker seemed to be going, “Would you look at my hole,” while the cuckoo chimed in with, “Well bless my soul.” Still more melodic than The Phantom’s snoring.

Breakfast was spot on. The Phantom cooked bacon and black pudding sausages, and I handled the fried eggs. Washed down with a couple of brews—it doesn’t get much better than that. Wild camping really is something else.

A few oddities worth mentioning: a random hare bounded through camp, caterpillars kept dropping from the trees (I had to flick more than a few off me), and the rainwater on our tarps had a strange dark, murky tint—almost like it was mixed with sap or resin. Bit weird.

After packing up and leaving no trace, we headed home in the sunshine. On the way, we passed a bloke walking some Springer Spaniels—and it turned out to be the very guy I got Freddie from.

Speaking of Freddie, he’s been mostly brilliant. The family’s had loads of fun with him—and with Ernie too. That said, not all glamour… After the camp, I took them both out, and once I’d got Ernie back in the car, he promptly threw up. As great as they are, they’re still a handful.

I’ve been keeping up the cycling—mixing it up between different bikes and Zwift—and I’m already looking forward to the next gravel adventure.

Adventure awaits.

The Solstice Sprint 2026 (The Tale of Two Riders and over a Thousand Kilometres)

As dawn broke on the longest day, Fifty‑five riders gathered in Warwick’s grey. A pre‑race breakfast behind them, the Midlands ahead, A thou...